Fate:
So with your [Cytotoxic] newly discovered "skills", i await your first half assed review, and ill even set you the topic of SWAT 4, seeing as it is en vogue.
Cytotoxic: well the bordom has set in and here it is...
Nek: I'm kinda hoping for a really cool game myself.
I just hope Ubi/EA dosent let me down.
Cytotoxic EA won't, u bet ur ass UBI will
Fate: I always tried to keep Rs going, but this last patch has all but sealed its fate. i thought it was ok, but on closer inspection, there is a sound loop, more lag, horrible new ret's and probably much more. I mean how far will ubi go to ruin a game, i think V1.0 was better.
I need a new game and im not sure where to go. I dont think half life will even come out and stalker is drifting further and further away. Ghost recon 2 ... i just dont know. Its getting pretty bleak. Is joint ops the serious option ? Anyone got an interest that is out ?,
But anyway back to the main point. fuck the patch, fuck RS and fuck ubisoft
Cytotoxic: they're like microsoft. they did it with athena sword, they said it would come out january 10th but it didn't come out till febuary. It will come out in April if we're lucky
Loki: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fucking Ubi
Cytotoxic: The release of Ghost Recon 2 has been moved to May 3rd. They made a promise when the console version came out that it will be released on March 8th. Remind u of anything? The Athena Sword EXPANSION was delayed a few weeks only to be delayed again. And that was only an expansion.
Their quality is getting worse and worse, with the patch that did absolutly nothing to fix the many problems including the ones in our beloved CTE. Could it just be the release of Chaos Theory fucking everything up? idk and i remember Loki saying that he will never play another UBI game again when that patch came out, but guess what. We're addicted to UBI and nothing can drag us away. Worthless UBI...
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Maux:
Yeah, I guess I love Raven too, but I hope something better comes along.
Its like when you have a girlfriend, and she screws your brains out, but she has gotten kind of fat and has started doing annoying shit like farting around you and stealing your tshirts and boxers. You still dig her, but you secretly wish you could meet some chick with 36 DDs who loves to swallow and cook. She also doesnt do that annoying stuff.
Fate: quality ? ubi ? what fuckers
"ensure the quality of the future instalment of the series"
what a fucking cop out; walk before you run cocksmokers, they deserve to be robbed of the rights to make future games.
In fact im overwhelmed by the put backs of games recently, after hl2 got postponed for most of my adult life, the rest thought it was ok to do that too. I mean stalker expected 3/05 now been put back to August 5, 2006....
Cytotoxic: UBI is made up of a group of fuckups
Ree: Yah so whats new about that.
Les: UBI has its up and down moments, recently they have been putting out some really good titles. IL2, SH3, Brothers In Arms, and the upcoming splinter cell game. It seems, that when UBI actually gets involved with the product it turns for the worst. Rainbow Six and now Ghost Recon. When I bought Rainbow 6, I told myself i would never buy a UBI soft product again. One year later, UBI soft is 90% of the games i have bought. If EA buys UBI soft, than we can really fear the times ahead.
Cytotoxic: (RS4)
hmm early 2006, they better not pull another Ghost Recon 2 again. If they do Loki might say for the 3rd time "I'll never play a UBI game again." We all kno what a load of bullshit that is. Almost a year and another expansion (originally supposed to be Lockdown) later, RvS is still our primary game.
fuckin UBIsoft
Cytotoxic is the oldest of the Wondertwins and enjoys leaving his mic by the tv when he leaves the room for 20 mins. This is his first review for Loki's Place.